KilLTHEPRoMQuEEN.

Hello, I'm Gina. Enjoy ^.^

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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siksadgirl:

blue-eyed—lightning-bolt:

My buddy’s “smoking” car. Doesn’t run, so we bun lol

take me here!

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saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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lolsomeone-actually:

andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

EXACTLY

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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siksadgirl:

blue-eyed—lightning-bolt:

My buddy’s “smoking” car. Doesn’t run, so we bun lol

take me here!

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a pretty damned good way to defuse a sexist prick's argument is asking why

  • prick: sl*ts are disgusting
  • me: why?
  • prick: because having sex with multiple partners is gross
  • me: why?
  • prick: because your body is supposed to be private for only certain people
  • me: why?
  • prick:
  • me:
  • prick:
  • me: yeah that's what i thought

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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radical-vibration:


itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness

radical-vibration:

itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness

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hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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mymodernmet:

When luxury brand Hermès wanted to create unique window display for their Barcelona store, they turned to France-based studio Zim&Zou for help. With complete creative freedom, the duo created The Fox’s Den, a stylish and intricate display made entirely out of paper and leather.

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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vivabvckliz:

Baaaaaby

vivabvckliz:

Baaaaaby

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